Warning: Do not fall for this black marker appendage. I fell for this trick in my rebellious days; it is merely an exploitative predator looking to take advantage of you. Just like the sex-maniac Che Guevara.

An artist exposes his dark desire for royal-necrophelia.

A urinator - looking to process more urine - puts a graduate to work.

Basic 10th grade existential math equation.

Toilet humour.

*Hilda P

A cowardly lady looks for freebie hand-outs. No way.

An easy way to spot a perspective-employee’s laziness is to take them to a soccer match.

This artist’s similes are like a garbage can full of telephones.

I’m having a beautiful dream where I urinate in a grimy bathroom; also my leg is slowly becoming warm.

Advice is seldom welcome; and those who need it the most, always like it the least.

* Jessica G

An excerpt from Oprah’s tell-all autobiography: The night she ditched her diet in favour of a 72 hour raw binge aboard a commercial fishing boat.

* Hilda P

An artist and bar-owner fishes for compliments.

Pimps are “notorious” for not allowing their employees to drink and drive; evidenced here.

A fun priest explains the rules for his amended version of the classic hide and seek. 

This soccer bar is strongly against youngsters supporting the United Way charity.