May 2012
11 posts
6 tags
Boy: The Horseshoe (Toronto)
Warning: Do not fall for this black marker appendage. I fell for this trick in my rebellious days; it is merely an exploitative predator looking to take advantage of you. Just like the sex-maniac Che Guevara.
May 22nd
2 notes
5 tags
Boy: Dora Keogh (Toronto)
An artist exposes his dark desire for royal-necrophelia.
May 18th
6 tags
Boy: Dora Keogh (Toronto)
A urinator - looking to process more urine - puts a graduate to work.
May 17th
5 tags
Boy: Crooked Star (Toronto)
Basic 10th grade existential math equation.
May 16th
5 tags
Boy: The Horseshoe (Toronto)
Toilet humour.
May 11th
2 tags
Girl: Disgraceland (Toronto)
*Hilda P A cowardly lady looks for freebie hand-outs. No way.
May 6th
5 tags
Boy: The Duke of Gloucester (Toronto)
An easy way to spot a perspective-employee’s laziness is to take them to a soccer match.
May 5th
6 tags
Boy: Crooked Star (Toronto)
This artist’s similes are like a garbage can full of telephones.
May 4th
5 tags
Boy: Crooked Star (Toronto)
I’m having a beautiful dream where I urinate in a grimy bathroom; also my leg is slowly becoming warm.
May 3rd
4 tags
Boy: Crooked Star (Toronto)
Advice is seldom welcome; and those who need it the most, always like it the least.
May 2nd
7 tags
Girl: Sneaky Dee's (Toronto)
* Jessica G An excerpt from Oprah’s tell-all autobiography: The night she ditched her diet in favour of a 72 hour raw binge aboard a commercial fishing boat.
May 1st
April 2012
23 posts
5 tags
Girl: Hard Luck (Toronto)
* Hilda P An artist and bar-owner fishes for compliments.
Apr 30th
8 tags
Boy: Crooked Star (Toronto)
Pimps are “notorious” for not allowing their employees to drink and drive; evidenced here.
Apr 25th
5 tags
Boy: Tortilla Flats (Toronto)
A fun priest explains the rules for his amended version of the classic hide and seek. 
Apr 24th
6 tags
Boy: The Duke of Gloucester (Toronto)
This soccer bar is strongly against youngsters supporting the United Way charity.
Apr 23rd
1 note
6 tags
Boy: Crooked Star (Toronto)
A square prude doesn’t want me to urinate.
Apr 19th
1 note
5 tags
Girl: Disgraceland (Toronto)
*Hilda P Instead of alleviating the pain of her sister’s absence by meeting her, she leaves messages in the stall for her to find.
Apr 18th
7 tags
Boy: Tortilla Flats (Toronto)
A harm-reduction clinic sets up a station for consuming Lysergic acid diethylamide.
Apr 17th
8 tags
Girl: Disgraceland (Toronto)
*Hilda P With a name like “Smelly”, I don’t intend on taking her request seriously and neither should you.
Apr 16th
7 tags
Boy: Crooked Star (Toronto)
Possibly a retarded dog, with a nose instead of a snout, communicates abstractly in English instead of onomatopoeia.
Apr 15th
8 tags
Boy: Ted’s Collision (Toronto)
A whimsical switch plays games with my heart.
Apr 14th
1 note
7 tags
Girl: Hotbox Cafe (Toronto)
*Jessica G Crossover, as the self-esteem movement and the marijuana legalization movement hold conferences on the same day.
Apr 13th
6 tags
Girl: 3 Speed (Toronto)
*Jamie L Two hipsters converse in third person.
Apr 12th
8 tags
Girl: Disgraceland (Toronto)
*Hilda P An artist wishes the thermostat settings were different for her induction.
Apr 11th
7 tags
Boy: Lee's Palace (Toronto)
Tomorrow’s diet does not include food.
Apr 10th
14 tags
Boy: Ronnie's Local (Toronto)
An illustration depicts an unshaven man with a giant tumor growing on his nose, whistling a happy tune.
Apr 9th
8 tags
Boy: Ronnie's Local (Toronto)
A confused chubby pet of the Manson Family.
Apr 8th
6 tags
Unisex: Detour (Toronto)
Two artists have agreed that their preference is enjoyable intercourse.
Apr 7th
6 tags
Unisex: Detour (Toronto)
An artist insults me and advises my cells to no longer age.
Apr 6th
10 tags
Unisex: Detour (Toronto)
The companion-less New York region has been ordered to perform impossible fellatio. 
Apr 5th
9 tags
Unisex: Detour (Toronto)
An artist advises dog-owners not to allow their pets to relieve themselves.
Apr 4th
13 tags
Girl: El Mocambo (Toronto)
*Jamie L A freckled troll wearing a toque flaunts her adorable genitalia, causing a banana to have relationship doubts.
Apr 3rd
10 tags
Girl: El Mocambo (Toronto)
*Jamie L I’m not sure what is more alarming: My mother performing fellatio on this artist or his implied confession of breaking in to the girl’s washroom.
Apr 2nd
9 tags
Girl: El Mocambo (Toronto)
* Jamie L Falsified encroachment from a double-agent trying to fuel a gender war.
Apr 1st
1 note
March 2012
54 posts
7 tags
Girl: El Mocambo (Toronto)
*Jamie L An artist lays down a subtle hint for Buddha to lose some weight; another artist displays the time.
Mar 31st
9 tags
Girl: Supermarket (Toronto)
* Jamie L A messed-up artist gives me permission to do-over a science test I wasn’t happy with in grade 5.
Mar 30th
8 tags
Unisex: Ronnie's Local (Toronto)
A surreal image of a sad elephant with two trunks, drawn by Salvidor Dali.
Mar 29th
1 note
8 tags
Boy: Lee's Palace (Toronto)
An artist encourages us all to “landlord” everywhere.
Mar 29th
1 note
8 tags
Unisex: Detour (Toronto)
A lonely artist writes a sad poem about how a turd broke her heart.
Mar 28th
9 tags
Unisex: Detour (Toronto)
Richard Simmons’ head wants answers.
Mar 27th
6 tags
Boy: Ronnie's Local (Toronto)
An artist hopes that slight tweaks to this (aging) formula will appeal to a younger generation.
Mar 26th
1 note
9 tags
Boy: Silver Dollar (Toronto)
A detective “solves” the mystery, but announces no plans to apprehend - possibly endangering the case altogether.
Mar 25th
5 tags
Boy: Ronnie's Local (Toronto)
A complacent artist moves on to another project.
Mar 24th
5 tags
Boy: Crooked Star (Toronto)
An impatient bird needs you to finish up.
Mar 23rd
5 tags
Boy: Crooked Star (Toronto)
A fan of toilet procedures.
Mar 22nd
10 tags
Boy: Ted’s Collision (Toronto)
An artist heckle’s an advertisement in order to pay less crack.
Mar 22nd
7 tags
Boy: Tortilla Flats (Toronto)
The backwards-police stage a reverse-breathalizer.
Mar 21st
10 tags
Girl: 3 Speed (Toronto)
An artist’s advice is to love more… wear more glasses… and defecate on others more.
Mar 21st
7 tags
Boy: Sneaky Dee's (Toronto)
Another display of misogyny. Makeup, cooking, and now this.
Mar 20th
8 tags
Girl: KOS (Toronto)
“What does one do when they get bored?”
Mar 20th
1 note