Boy vs. Girl Graffiti

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December 2011

18 posts

Boy: Ted’s Collision (Toronto)

A beautiful thought from an artist as he questions if we can all become bacteria, once again. Another artist disagrees and suggests that this is a losing mentality; he goes even further to suggest that even his comment is a losing idea, as well.

Dec 31, 201113 notes
#boy #loser #philosophy #ted's #toronto
Boy: Victory Cafe (Toronto)

Poor timing: Nicole’s birthday celebrations takes a sour turn as it is revealed that she is illiterate.

Dec 30, 20112 notes
#birthday #boy #insults #toronto #victory cafe
Boy: Victory Cafe (Toronto)

An artist takes up a fellow comrade on an offer to be intimate with his mother.

Another blind artist shows us that disabilities do not mean that life’s fruit are not within reach.

Dec 29, 20110 notes
#victory cafe #boy #toronto #Occupy #politics #mom #vagina
Boy: El Mocambo (Toronto)

It’s unclear if the artist’s work is attempting to rally support against an injustice or celebratory intel on his once-feared underwater enemy.

Dec 28, 20114 notes
#animals #boy #el mocambo #fish #guns #toronto
Boy: Victory Cafe (Toronto)

This astonishing paternal revelation could damage Denzel Washington. The artist has chosen this anonymous forum because he either doesn’t want to hurt his father or he has no more avenues to peruse. A heartbreaking message to his father simply states “I love you”.

An accompanying illustration shows a scarred and twisted heart (the artists) on the left and, on the right, an anxious look on Denzel Washington’s face; his eyes white with fear while filming Training Day.

Dec 26, 20110 notes
#boy #celebrity #love #toronto #denzel washington #estranged #heart #hat #dad
Boy: Victory Cafe (Toronto)

One artist reminds us to keep the door to the sex trade open; while other artists ask us to consider consumerism both legally and illegally. Other advice (seemingly unrelated?) tells people to get erections and to defecate - possibly a redundant request, considering the setting.

Another thought wants the visitor to eat feces with fatal consequences, while another conflicting one demands the feces be eaten, but with salutary effects. Others still want the visitors to either nourish themselves or pass away; a clear line in the sand.

Dec 25, 20110 notes
#boy #victory cafe #toronto #shit #penis #hooker #consumerism #movies #bands
Girl: Horseshoe (Toronto)

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A (staff?) artist threatens the visitor by ominously recalling the moment after she slaughtered a mouse with her knife-like nails.

Dec 24, 201111 notes
#Horseshoe #drawings #girl #staff #tampon #toronto
Boy: Ted’s Collision (Toronto)

An altruistic artist provides wintry advice for the aviation industry.

Dec 23, 20111 note
#Ted's #advice #boy #toronto #ice #winter #planes #aviation
Boy: Ted’s Collision (Toronto)

A beautiful tripple-nippled monacle-clad sloppy vampire.

Dec 22, 20111 note
#Ted's #boy #drawings #toronto #vampire #nipples #nude
Girl: Ted’s Collision (Toronto)

Despite insulting planet Earth, this artist offers consumers austerity advice while simultaneously wishing them long life but, cautiously, still leaving room for a lip-gloss caveat.

Dec 22, 20110 notes
#Ted's #consumerism #girl #lip gloss #toronto
Boy: Ted's Collision (Toronto)

The best compliment is paid behind one’s back. This artist knows a different side of the scandal-plagued singer.

Another artist is trapped in a world of vocational regret.

Another artist presents a complex engineering formula: CH = #1, mercilessly flaunting his education to the above artist.

After several attempts with a black marker, another artist finally picks a nice thin pen medium and delivers a backwards anagram of “Rod”.

Dec 22, 20111 note
#Chris Brown #Ted's #boy #celebrity #toronto #compliments #anagram #montreal #habs #hockey #ass
Boy: Victory Cafe (Toronto)

This artist tackles the risque subject of necrophilia. His illustration depicts a man making love to a dead lady, with a missing jaw. Another artist shares his opinion on the morality of rape.

Dec 19, 20110 notes
#boy #penis #rape #skull #toronto #victory cafe
Boy: Victory Cafe (Toronto)

This artist brags of his height, while simultaneously lamenting memories of the womb’s comfort.

Dec 15, 20111 note
#Victory Cafe #boy #height #mom #toronto #tall #mother #womb
Boy: Victory Cafe (Toronto)

Like the food critic who can’t stay out of the kitchen, this art-lover can’t help but indulge in meta. His initial spelling blunder (corrected) proves his fastidious attention to detail. His ellipsis alludes to an intentional omission. Is he more than just a lover? Perhaps his love will someday die?

Dec 14, 20110 notes
#Victory Cafe #boy #graffiti #love #toronto #meta
Boy: El Mocambo (Toronto)

This demand for the reader to prepare the artist a meal should not be taken seriously. For one, there is no talk of compensation. Furthermore, no specifics (toppings? bread? condiments?) are given and could easily be refused upon completion by the artist’s whimsical taste-buds.

Dec 14, 20118 notes
#El Mocambo #boy #demands #food #toronto #sandwhich
Girl: The Avro (Toronto)

                                                        

* Jenna Z M

Handwriting suggests that the one who is creating belligerent logic problems is probably not the same person as the one sending regards to my mother. 

Dec 13, 20110 notes
#The Avro #girl #insults #logic #mom #toronto
Boy: El Mocambo (Toronto)

The artist is depicting the (recurring) faceless lady who appears to be giving birth fully nude, in an attempt to reconnect with nature in her beautiful moment. The artist captures her imperfections (lumpy thighs, thick heels) and shows us that the regular woman is indeed the most beautiful. He cleverly toys with perspective by bringing her breast both behind and in front of her knee, adding movement and giving her a sense of unrest in anticipation.

Dec 02, 20111 note
#El Mocambo #art #boobs #boy #nude #toronto #vagina
Boy: El Mocambo (Toronto)

This revelation (addressed to the homosexual community) is written post-script, and delivered very matter-of-fact. Josh, much like many jewish people of the past, was able to hide his cultural identity till now and has probably been dying his hair. The silver lining: he is, despite all odds, better than some.

Dec 01, 20111 note
#El Mocambo #black #boy #ginger #homosexual #jews #toronto #judaism
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