Boy: The Horseshoe (Toronto)
Warning: Do not fall for this black marker appendage. I fell for this trick in my rebellious days; it is merely an exploitative predator looking to take advantage of you. Just like the sex-maniac Che Guevara.
May 2012
11 posts
Boy: Dora Keogh (Toronto)
An artist exposes his dark desire for royal-necrophelia.
Boy: Dora Keogh (Toronto)
A urinator - looking to process more urine - puts a graduate to work.
Boy: Crooked Star (Toronto)
Basic 10th grade existential math equation.
Boy: The Horseshoe (Toronto)
Toilet humour.
Girl: Disgraceland (Toronto)
*Hilda P
A cowardly lady looks for freebie hand-outs. No way.
Boy: The Duke of Gloucester (Toronto)
An easy way to spot a perspective-employee’s laziness is to take them to a soccer match.
Boy: Crooked Star (Toronto)
This artist’s similes are like a garbage can full of telephones.
Boy: Crooked Star (Toronto)
I’m having a beautiful dream where I urinate in a grimy bathroom; also my leg is slowly becoming warm.
Boy: Crooked Star (Toronto)
Advice is seldom welcome; and those who need it the most, always like it the least.
Girl: Sneaky Dee's (Toronto)
* Jessica G
An excerpt from Oprah’s tell-all autobiography: The night she ditched her diet in favour of a 72 hour raw binge aboard a commercial fishing boat.
