Warning: Do not fall for this black marker appendage. I fell for this trick in my rebellious days; it is merely an exploitative predator looking to take advantage of you. Just like the sex-maniac Che Guevara.
An artist exposes his dark desire for royal-necrophelia.
A urinator - looking to process more urine - puts a graduate to work.
Basic 10th grade existential math equation.
A cowardly lady looks for freebie hand-outs. No way.
An easy way to spot a perspective-employee’s laziness is to take them to a soccer match.
This artist’s similes are like a garbage can full of telephones.
I’m having a beautiful dream where I urinate in a grimy bathroom; also my leg is slowly becoming warm.
Advice is seldom welcome; and those who need it the most, always like it the least.
* Jessica G
An excerpt from Oprah’s tell-all autobiography: The night she ditched her diet in favour of a 72 hour raw binge aboard a commercial fishing boat.