Boy vs. Girl Graffiti

Apr 19

Boy: Crooked Star (Toronto)

A square prude doesn’t want me to urinate.

Apr 18

Girl: Disgraceland (Toronto)

*Hilda P

Instead of alleviating the pain of her sister’s absence by meeting her, she leaves messages in the stall for her to find.

Apr 17

Boy: Tortilla Flats (Toronto)

A harm-reduction clinic sets up a station for consuming Lysergic acid diethylamide.

Apr 16

Girl: Disgraceland (Toronto)

*Hilda P

With a name like “Smelly”, I don’t intend on taking her request seriously and neither should you.

Apr 15

Boy: Crooked Star (Toronto)

Possibly a retarded dog, with a nose instead of a snout, communicates abstractly in English instead of onomatopoeia.

Apr 14

Boy: Ted’s Collision (Toronto)

A whimsical switch plays games with my heart.

Apr 13

Girl: Hotbox Cafe (Toronto)

*Jessica G

Crossover, as the self-esteem movement and the marijuana legalization movement hold conferences on the same day.

Apr 12

Girl: 3 Speed (Toronto)

*Jamie L

Two hipsters converse in third person.

Apr 11

Girl: Disgraceland (Toronto)

*Hilda P

An artist wishes the thermostat settings were different for her induction.

Apr 10

Boy: Lee’s Palace (Toronto)

Tomorrow’s diet does not include food.

Apr 09

Boy: Ronnie’s Local (Toronto)

An illustration depicts an unshaven man with a giant tumor growing on his nose, whistling a happy tune.

Apr 08

Boy: Ronnie’s Local (Toronto)

A confused chubby pet of the Manson Family.

Apr 07

Unisex: Detour (Toronto)

Two artists have agreed that their preference is enjoyable intercourse.

Apr 06

Unisex: Detour (Toronto)

An artist insults me and advises my cells to no longer age.

Apr 05

Unisex: Detour (Toronto)

The companion-less New York region has been ordered to perform impossible fellatio.