Boy vs. Girl Graffiti

Boy: The Horseshoe (Toronto)

Tue, 22 May 2012 10:01:10 -0400

Warning: Do not fall for this black marker appendage. I fell for this trick in my rebellious days; it is merely an exploitative predator looking to take advantage of you. Just like the sex-maniac Che Guevara.

Boy: Dora Keogh (Toronto)

Fri, 18 May 2012 09:51:46 -0400

An artist exposes his dark desire for royal-necrophelia.

Boy: Dora Keogh (Toronto)

Thu, 17 May 2012 09:54:03 -0400

A urinator - looking to process more urine - puts a graduate to work.

Boy: Crooked Star (Toronto)

Wed, 16 May 2012 14:23:32 -0400

Basic 10th grade existential math equation.

Boy: The Horseshoe (Toronto)

Fri, 11 May 2012 14:15:45 -0400

Toilet humour.

Girl: Disgraceland (Toronto)

Sun, 06 May 2012 10:01:29 -0400

*Hilda P

A cowardly lady looks for freebie hand-outs. No way.

Boy: The Duke of Gloucester (Toronto)

Sat, 05 May 2012 09:57:00 -0400

An easy way to spot a perspective-employee’s laziness is to take them to a soccer match.

Boy: Crooked Star (Toronto)

Fri, 04 May 2012 09:55:15 -0400

This artist’s similes are like a garbage can full of telephones.

Boy: Crooked Star (Toronto)

Thu, 03 May 2012 09:46:25 -0400

I’m having a beautiful dream where I urinate in a grimy bathroom; also my leg is slowly becoming warm.

Boy: Crooked Star (Toronto)

Wed, 02 May 2012 09:01:41 -0400

Advice is seldom welcome; and those who need it the most, always like it the least.

Girl: Sneaky Dee's (Toronto)

Tue, 01 May 2012 11:46:52 -0400

* Jessica G

An excerpt from Oprah’s tell-all autobiography: The night she ditched her diet in favour of a 72 hour raw binge aboard a commercial fishing boat.

Girl: Hard Luck (Toronto)

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 13:02:41 -0400

* Hilda P

An artist and bar-owner fishes for compliments.

Boy: Crooked Star (Toronto)

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 10:03:15 -0400

Pimps are “notorious” for not allowing their employees to drink and drive; evidenced here.

Boy: Tortilla Flats (Toronto)

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 10:03:31 -0400

A fun priest explains the rules for his amended version of the classic hide and seek.

Boy: The Duke of Gloucester (Toronto)

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 10:33:33 -0400

This soccer bar is strongly against youngsters supporting the United Way charity.

Boy: Crooked Star (Toronto)

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 09:55:18 -0400

A square prude doesn’t want me to urinate.

Girl: Disgraceland (Toronto)

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 09:25:21 -0400

*Hilda P

Instead of alleviating the pain of her sister’s absence by meeting her, she leaves messages in the stall for her to find.

Boy: Tortilla Flats (Toronto)

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 09:41:08 -0400

A harm-reduction clinic sets up a station for consuming Lysergic acid diethylamide.

Girl: Disgraceland (Toronto)

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 09:54:51 -0400

*Hilda P

With a name like “Smelly”, I don’t intend on taking her request seriously and neither should you.

Boy: Crooked Star (Toronto)

Sun, 15 Apr 2012 09:51:00 -0400

Possibly a retarded dog, with a nose instead of a snout, communicates abstractly in English instead of onomatopoeia.