Boy vs. Girl Graffiti

Boy: Crooked Star (Toronto)

Basic 10th grade existential math equation.

Boy: Crooked Star (Toronto)

This artist’s similes are like a garbage can full of telephones.

Boy: Crooked Star (Toronto)

I’m having a beautiful dream where I urinate in a grimy bathroom; also my leg is slowly becoming warm.

Boy: Crooked Star (Toronto)

Advice is seldom welcome; and those who need it the most, always like it the least.

Boy: Crooked Star (Toronto)

Pimps are “notorious” for not allowing their employees to drink and drive; evidenced here.

Boy: Crooked Star (Toronto)

A square prude doesn’t want me to urinate.

Boy: Crooked Star (Toronto)

Possibly a retarded dog, with a nose instead of a snout, communicates abstractly in English instead of onomatopoeia.

Boy: Crooked Star (Toronto)

A fan of toilet procedures.