A square prude doesn’t want me to urinate.

An illustration depicts an unshaven man with a giant tumor growing on his nose, whistling a happy tune.

*Jamie L

A freckled troll wearing a toque flaunts her adorable genitalia, causing a banana to have relationship doubts.

A surreal image of a sad elephant with two trunks, drawn by Salvidor Dali.

Richard Simmons’ head wants answers.

An impatient bird needs you to finish up.

An artist’s advice is to love more… wear more glasses… and defecate on others more.

A handsome skinny man posts his review; too little too late for those already there to read it, though.

A friendly muscular reptile is opening the gates of defecation to the general public.

Defecation by any other name…

* Jenna Z M

A blind rabbit with eyebrows suffering from body-dysmorphia draws a self-portrait.

An artist envisions the perfect woman.

A pair of voyeuristic eyes tell girls that they are in the right place for a poo/pee.

invent your own world  *Sarah M

Jorge invents a world (and revises it several years later) where a curly-haired crybaby has that budding eyelash.

A conflicted vampiric homophobe with a nice haircut is oddly drawn to penis-gazing.